Well, here we are at the very desk where Keypad Balancesheet first began to codify the secret sexual arts of the mysterious accountancy sect. Of course, everyone these days, thanks to the countless exposes in print and on film knows that the accountancy sect developed secret awesome sexual powers that made them not only irresistible to their chosen partners but enabled those selfsame sexual partners to achieve levels of sexual ecstasy not seen outside some of the more far-fetched porn video scenarios.
Of course, it was Balancesheet himself who first managed to penetrate the deepest secrets of double-entry, while developing the dexterous fingering techniques that could rifle through a whole heap of invoices into the sexual techniques that now make the world of accountancy so exotic and vibrant.
To those of us who can only ever dream of the sensual pleasures that can be found in stroking the keys of an eager calculator, or spend our days daydreaming of what it would be like to be entangled in the deepest recesses of a spreadsheet, laid out naked and waiting for our first entry, the world of erotic accountancy can seem more like a fantasy. However, for those, though, who penetrate deep into the sensual word of profit and loss and expenses incurred it must be like living the dream, even if there is a chance of your balance sheets ending up all sticky and smudged.