She’s got a badly tattooed right tit
Falling from a bra that doesn’t quite fit.

She says, ‘I’d rather have a fag
Any day, better than a shag.

You know where you are with a smoke,
Much more reliable than a bloke.

They fuck you pregnant and fuck off
While a fag only leaves a cough.

If it’s a bloke, or smoke that kills you dead,
I’ know what I’d sooner have in bed.’

Published by David Hadley

A Bloke. Occasionally points at ducks.

2 thoughts on “Tattooed

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Create your website with
Get started
%d bloggers like this: