She’s got a badly tattooed right tit
Falling from a bra that doesn’t quite fit.
She says, ‘I’d rather have a fag
Any day, better than a shag.
You know where you are with a smoke,
Much more reliable than a bloke.
They fuck you pregnant and fuck off
While a fag only leaves a cough.
If it’s a bloke, or smoke that kills you dead,
I’ know what I’d sooner have in bed.’