Plebiscite Umlaut is probably the world’s leading theoretical physicist in the rather specialised field of Theoretical Clothing Space.
As we all know, matter is not as straightforward as ordinary everyday experience suggests. This is especially so when it comes to clothes. Heisenberg’s breakthrough with uncertainty theory showed it was either possible to know a particle’s position in space or its momentum, but not both. Umlaut was able to show that there is a similar effect with clothing. It is possible to either find clothes that fit or look reasonable (possibly even good) but never both.