New Home Secretary in Billy Connolly Tribute

New Home Secretary performs his tribute to Billy Connolly’s incontinence pants routine outside the Home Office

Yesterday the newly-appointed Home Secretary in the UK government celebrated his new position by performing a tribute to what he called ‘my favourite comedy routine’.

‘As we all know,’ the new Home Secretary said. ‘Billy Connolly’s immortal comment ‘The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one. Don’t vote, it only encourages them.’ sums up everything a normal person feels about politicians and politics.’

The Home Secretary added ‘So on becoming Home Secretary I decided I’d perform Billy’s incontinence pants routine as a tribute to the world’s greatest political philosopher.’

Published by David Hadley

A Bloke. Occasionally points at ducks.

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