I’m away for the week. Back to posting next Wednesday.
Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love Available now here (UK) or here (US) Yet more outpourings and ejaculations from Norbert Trouser-Quandary’s notably upstanding organ, featuring more tales of the doings and goings-on in that most delightfully perverted of England’s rural villages: Little Frigging in the Wold. This volume of tales from Little FriggingContinue reading “New Kindle Book Out Now: Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love”
Ah, sheep. That one sheep in particular. I always felt there was something special, unique, about Dolly even when she was just a mere lamb. The way she would look at me with those big dark brown eyes. The little ‘Baa’ of welcome when she saw me on the hillside. The way she would lookContinue reading “About Romance… About Love”
After a couple of hours of sweating, they had cleared enough space to get the gear set up and working. Matt spent a good ten minutes with Johnny, admiring and discussing Johnny’s new drum kit. While they waited for them, Pete chatted with Jenny and Spike. ‘So, what do you think of him then?’ PeteContinue reading “Lion Tamer”
Guy approached dancing in a manner all of his own. Ignoring the rhythm of the music and other irrelevancies, he threw out his arms and legs at seemingly random intervals. He followed this with a rapid jog on the spot, possibly in the attempt to catch up with the music. Then there was the almostContinue reading “Dancing”
I’m taking a short break, so there will be no new posts here until Monday 6th June 2011.
Due to some volcano or other I’m currently stuck in the hell of the French Riviera at a comfortable apartment in glorious weather and with excellent food.I may be back sometime soon-ish.(from a internet cafe – Antibes).
Q./ Two cows in a field. How can you tell which one is on holiday? A./ The one with a wee calf. (wee calf = week off, geddit? Eh? Eh? Oh, don’t bother then.) There will be no more posts here over the next week as I will be away. Abnormal service should be resumedContinue reading “Wee Calf”
Every Monday (until I run out of them), I’m posting a poem of mine that has fallen out from the submission process for some reason. In most cases, it will be one where I’ve received no response to my submission for at well over a year or more. Maybe the magazine I submitted them toContinue reading “Monday Poem: An Explanation”
There will be no new posts here until 03/11/08.