Something for the Weekend: Free Kindle Novel – Hanging Around Until

Hanging Around Until Free for the next five days – Available here (UK) or here (US)  [Extract] Twilight had turned to darkness outside. The Christmas decorations threw pools of coloured light into the street where litter danced in the wind. Julia shivered and cursed as the wind threw the icy drizzle into our faces. IContinue reading “Something for the Weekend: Free Kindle Novel – Hanging Around Until”

Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love

 Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love Available now here (UK) or here (US)  Yet more outpourings and ejaculations from Norbert Trouser-Quandary’s notably upstanding organ, featuring more tales of the doings and goings-on in that most delightfully perverted of England’s rural villages: Little Frigging in the Wold. This volume of tales from Little FriggingContinue reading “Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love”

Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Choosing Headgear for Penguins

Choosing Headgear for Penguins  Available FREE for the next 5 days: here (UK) or here (US) No doubt, you have been wondering over the years about what is the most suitable hat for the various breeds of penguin: such as a deerstalker for the King penguins, or whether emperor penguins should wear a top hat.Continue reading “Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Choosing Headgear for Penguins”

Free Kindle Book – How I Became The Fat Bloke & Other Stories

Free for the next five days: How I Became The Fat Bloke & Other Stories  Available FREE for the Kindle here (UK) and here (US)   How I Became the Fat Bloke and Other Stories is a collection of 19 short stories by David Hadley, including – in the title story – how one manContinue reading “Free Kindle Book – How I Became The Fat Bloke & Other Stories”

Free Kindle Novella: Have a Go

  Have a Go Free for the next five days – here (UK) or here (US) [Novella – 17, 500 words approx] The day John Russell became a Have a Go Hero, for accidentally foiling an armed bank robbery, was the day his life changed forever, and all he’d wanted was a nice cup ofContinue reading “Free Kindle Novella: Have a Go”

Free Kindle Novel: Juggling Balls

  Free for the next Five days Juggling Balls available here (UK) or here (US) Martin Laws hates mysteries.  So why has someone sent him a bag of juggling balls?  Why has he no memory of buying a new computer? Why has that new computer decided Martin needs to go shopping? Why does a hairstylistContinue reading “Free Kindle Novel: Juggling Balls”

Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Sex, Pies and Sticky Tape

Sex, Pies and Sticky Tape Free for the next five days here (UK) or here (US) Here we are back, once again, in Little Frigging in the Wold: England’s most perverse, erotic and excitingly-moist village, for some more tales of rural life, with more adventures and tales featuring Grand Uncle Stagnant, Old Feebletrousers, Strom Thighhammer,Continue reading “Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Sex, Pies and Sticky Tape”

New Kindle Novel Out Now: Juggling Balls

Juggling Balls available here (UK) or here (US) Martin Laws hates mysteries. So why has someone sent him a bag of juggling balls? Why has he no memory of buying a new computer? Why has that new computer decided Martin needs to go shopping? Why does a hairstylist he’s never met before keep saluting him?Continue reading “New Kindle Novel Out Now: Juggling Balls”

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