Free Kindle Novel: What Dreams May Come

FREE for the next Five days: What Dreams May Come Click here: Universal link   Dreams are dangerous things. After a mental collapse forces him to sell his software company, entrepreneur Stephen Parker retreats to the quiet coastal village of Stoneyhaven, hoping to rebuild his life. Soon Parker discovers how dangerous dreams can be, asContinue reading “Free Kindle Novel: What Dreams May Come”

Another Social Media Pioneer

Trainset Weaselpanties is probably – these days – best known as the creator of one of the most vital aspects of the internet as we know it today. In the early days there were those who came up with the necessary technology to make the internet work. Several others came up with the appropriate coding,Continue reading “Another Social Media Pioneer”

Ancient Computing

Ukulele Serialbus is now the UK’s first emeritus professor of Ancient Computing at the prestigious Bridgnorth Institute of Technology. She is, of course, mostly known to the general public for her recent TV series on the Neolithic use of the spacebar and early Roman versions of the Windows operating system. This did so much toContinue reading “Ancient Computing”

The Sexygoat Hairiness Analyser

Pinstripe Sexygoat first came up with the idea for the device that made him famous in the 1970s. As we all know from our perusals of such historical documents of the time such as The Joy of Sex, sex was a very much hairier business back in those days. Although there has been a slightContinue reading “The Sexygoat Hairiness Analyser”

New on Wattpad: Juggling Balls Chapter 10

[Read Juggling Balls from the start] Back at the house, Sam and Lisa unloaded the shopping from the car. Meanwhile, Martin slipped back into his room to see if the computer had come up with anything new. Nothing happened with the computer at all. Some sort of screen-saver was throwing random blocks of colour around theContinue reading “New on Wattpad: Juggling Balls Chapter 10”

Social Media as an Olympic Sport

Plunge Stoatdangler became the UK’s leading social media complainer at a very young age when she noticed that there was something slightly amusing about a mislabelled Cup-a-Soup packet on the shelf at her local supermarket. Of course, as is essential these days, she immediately photographed it on her smartphone, wittily captioned it ‘OMG. I literallyContinue reading “Social Media as an Olympic Sport”

Free Kindle Novel: In the Beginning

  In the Beginning   FREE for the next Five days. Get it here (UK) or here (US). In the Beginning:  It’s a God’s life. Albert Meadows, recently made redundant and tired of his disappointing life, is looking to make a new start and is desperate to find something worthwhile to fill his time. So, whatContinue reading “Free Kindle Novel: In the Beginning”

New on Wattpad: Juggling Balls Chapter 4

[Read Juggling Balls from the start] The woman was wearing the shirt John had been wearing the evening before. She smiled tentatively. ‘Hello, I’m Mandy, you must be… Martin… right?’ She ran a hand through her shaggy blonde curls. Martin said hello and admitted he was, in fact, the Martin in question. Mandy’s smile lost itsContinue reading “New on Wattpad: Juggling Balls Chapter 4”

New Novel: In the Beginning – Out Soon

My latest novel In the Beginning will be out – on Kindle – very soon: In the Beginning  It’s a God’s life. Albert Meadows, recently made redundant and tired of his disappointing life, is looking to make a new start and is desperate to find something worthwhile to fill his time. So, what could beContinue reading “New Novel: In the Beginning – Out Soon”

Internet Mass Debater of the Year Award

Pendulous Stoatdangler is the most famous internet debater in the world. This year he again won – for the tenth consecutive year – the Internet Mass Debater of the Year Award. Although the award ceremony was once again – as it was two years ago – held up while Stoatdangler exchanges angry emails with theContinue reading “Internet Mass Debater of the Year Award”

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