New Kindle Novel Out Now: Juggling Balls

Juggling Balls available here(UK) or here(US) Special Low Launch Price: £0.77/$0.99 Martin Laws hates mysteries.    So why has someone sent him a bag of juggling balls?    Why has he no memory of buying a new computer?   Why has that new computer decided Martin needs to go shopping?   Why does a hairstylistContinue reading “New Kindle Novel Out Now: Juggling Balls”

Something for the Weekend: Free Kindle Short Story: An Undulation of a Shadow’s Edge

FREE Short Story An Undulation of a Shadow’s Edge Available FREEfor the Kindle here(UK) or here(US) for the next 5 days. Short story: 7,500 words (approx) Dark creatures writhe in the city’s shadows, Claire has seen them and seen their hungry eyes watching her… and waiting. Claire avoids the darkness and the shadows of theContinue reading “Something for the Weekend: Free Kindle Short Story: An Undulation of a Shadow’s Edge”

Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: The Theory of Car Parks

The Theory of Car Parks Available FREE for the next 5 days for the Kindle: Here (UK) or Here (US) The title piece of this great new collection features an historical appreciation of the great car park theorist; Heinrich Von Rectangle, his life, work and tragic untimely end. In over a hundred other essays, aContinue reading “Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: The Theory of Car Parks”

Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Ebook – Sex, Pies and Sticky Tape

Sex, Pies and Sticky Tape Available here (UK) and here (US) free for the Kindle for the next five days. Here we are back, once again, in Little Frigging in the Wold: England’s most perverse, erotic and excitingly-moist village, for some more tales of rural life, with more adventures and tales featuring Grand Uncle Stagnant,Continue reading “Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Ebook – Sex, Pies and Sticky Tape”

Something for the Weekend: Free Short Story – Twisting the Night Away

[Twisting the Night Away – Free for the next five days – here (UK) or here (US)] Twisting the Night Away (Short story – 5,000 words approx.) If you want to get an ex-girlfriend back, what could be a better way of impressing her than a magic carpet ride through the night to a romanticContinue reading “Something for the Weekend: Free Short Story – Twisting the Night Away”

Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love

Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love Available now here (UK) or here (US) Yet more outpourings and ejaculations from Norbert Trouser-Quandary’s notably upstanding organ, featuring more tales of the doings and goings-on in that most delightfully perverted of England’s rural villages: Little Frigging in the Wold. This volume of tales from Little FriggingContinue reading “Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love”

Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Choosing Headgear for Penguins

Choosing Headgear for Penguins Available FREE for the next 5 days: here (UK) or here (US) No doubt you have been wondering over the years about what is the most suitable hat for the various breeds of penguin: such as a deerstalker for the King penguins, or whether emperor penguins should wear a top hat.Continue reading “Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Choosing Headgear for Penguins”

New Kindle Short Story: An Undulation of a Shadow’s Edge

An Undulation of a Shadow’s Edge Available for the Kindle here (UK) or here (US) [Short story: 7,500 words (approx)] Dark creatures writhe in the city’s shadows, Claire has seen them and seen their hungry eyes watching her… and waiting. Claire avoids the darkness and the shadows of the city’s nights because she knows whatContinue reading “New Kindle Short Story: An Undulation of a Shadow’s Edge”

Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: The Sexiest Elbows I’d Ever Seen

The Sexiest Elbows I’d Ever Seen Available FREE for five days here (UK) or here (US) Extract: [….] Twelve hours later, just as the TV station covering the event live went to an advertising break, there was an unearthly scream from the AntenDec beast as it stood on the tapioca-ignoring table, stripped off its clothingContinue reading “Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: The Sexiest Elbows I’d Ever Seen”

New Kindle Book Out Now: Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love

Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love Available now here (UK) or here (US) Yet more outpourings and ejaculations from Norbert Trouser-Quandary’s notably upstanding organ, featuring more tales of the doings and goings-on in that most delightfully perverted of England’s rural villages: Little Frigging in the Wold. This volume of tales from Little FriggingContinue reading “New Kindle Book Out Now: Grand Uncle Stagnant and the Summer of Love”

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