Cats and Quantum Entanglement

Pagoda Cheesewarrior is probably the world’s leading exponent of what is now known as Cat Theory. An area of physics that grew from initial researches conducted into Kitten Theory. For a long time, theoretical physicists have tried to make sense of string theory and quantum entanglement. However, it was not until Cheesewarrior noticed one ofContinue reading “Cats and Quantum Entanglement”

The Goatexplosion Vegetable Dislocator

Manicminer Goatexplosion is known to almost every juvenile school-age learning unit as the inventor of that essential must-have device for all children forced into the cruel savagery of so-called healthy eating, the Goatexplosion Vegetable Dislocator. For most of his career in theoretical and applied physics, Goatexplosion has been working on matter transportation. At a youngContinue reading “The Goatexplosion Vegetable Dislocator”

The Universe and Duct Tape Theory

Embrocation Danglybits is probably the world’s leading expert on the various aspects of what is now known as Duct Tape Theory. As we all know, the universe is many billions of years old, and as with all things of a certain age, bits of it start to drop off every now and then. Naturally, someContinue reading “The Universe and Duct Tape Theory”

Free Kindle Novel: What Dreams May Come

FREE for the next Five days: What Dreams May Come Click here: Universal link   Dreams are dangerous things. After a mental collapse forces him to sell his software company, entrepreneur Stephen Parker retreats to the quiet coastal village of Stoneyhaven, hoping to rebuild his life. Soon Parker discovers how dangerous dreams can be, asContinue reading “Free Kindle Novel: What Dreams May Come”

The Sexy Universe

Of course, those people interested in such matters will already have some idea of the massive breakthrough in science last week. Physicists at the Large Hardon Collider Facility in Little Frigging in the Wold successfully proved of the existence of the – up until now theoretical – Rude and Naughty particles. Of course, it wasContinue reading “The Sexy Universe”

Free Kindle Sci-Fi Comedy Novel: Juggling Balls

FREE for the next Five days Juggling Balls available here (UK) or here (US) or here (Global) Martin Laws hates mysteries.   So why has someone sent him a bag of juggling balls?  Why has he no memory of buying a new computer? Why has that new computer decided Martin needs to go shopping? WhyContinue reading “Free Kindle Sci-Fi Comedy Novel: Juggling Balls”

The Sandwich Uncertainty Paradox

Dirigible Spankmybotty first came to the notice of the world with his General Theory of Sandwiches. Up until then physicists, mathematicians and anyone in need of a sandwich was confronted with the Sandwich Uncertainty Paradox first defined by Cantor. This paradox sets out the mathematical relationships between the various substances used as sandwich fillings. InContinue reading “The Sandwich Uncertainty Paradox”

We are All Cheese Dust

These days Paradigm Tachyonbadger is widely credited with the theoretical discovery of the quantum nature of cheese. For a long time, physicists at the Large Cheddar Collider on the Somerset/ Devon border have been conducting experiments to discover whether the so-called Tachyonbadger particle exists as this generally accepted theory postulates. The Tachyonbadger, or tasty, particle,Continue reading “We are All Cheese Dust”

Theoretical Physics and Interior Design

Ostrich Formicafetish is best known in the UK as a leading theoretical Physicist. Of course, he is most famous for his set of equations known as Elephant Theory. Although these days the phrase elephant in the room has become a bit of a cliché, the idea itself was almost completely unknown until Formicafetish’s groundbreaking researchContinue reading “Theoretical Physics and Interior Design”

Quantum Knitting and Yarn Theory

Distaff Funbundle is the theoretical physicist most famous for the variation on String Theory known as the Knitting Interpretation. Funbundle claimed at a Quantum Knitting conference in Welshpool back in the late 1990s that the conventional String Theory put forward by some physicist was fundamentally flawed. Mainly because, she said, the universe isn’t tied togetherContinue reading “Quantum Knitting and Yarn Theory”

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