Prehistoric Swingers

Epiglottis Grainsilo is probably the world’s leading expert on ancient and prehistoric sexual deviations. She first put forward the now widely-accepted theory that Stonehenge was originally built for prehistoric dogging couples eager for a bit of illicit action up against the bluestones. In later centuries, of course, the Roman conquerors used to park their chariotsContinue reading “Prehistoric Swingers”

A God No More

It was cold. Shreena wrapped the blankets tight around herself. She was not used to the cold. She had almost forgotten how cold this world could be. She opened one eye and glanced around. The sun was rising through the trees. She could see her breath on the cold air, rising from where she lay.Continue reading “A God No More”

Ancient Computing

Ukulele Serialbus is now the UK’s first emeritus professor of Ancient Computing at the prestigious Bridgnorth Institute of Technology. She is, of course, mostly known to the general public for her recent TV series on the Neolithic use of the spacebar and early Roman versions of the Windows operating system. This did so much toContinue reading “Ancient Computing”

A New Golden Age

According to the old stories, whispered late at night amongst people who have known each other a long time, there was a time when there were no Temples on the hills in each town or village. These old stories tell of a time from before when our grandfathers were young. They tell of a landContinue reading “A New Golden Age”

New on Wattpad: Juggling Balls Chapter 08

[Read Juggling Balls from the start] Chapter Eight ‘Ah, Sam. Have you seen that girl – Mandy – that John brought back last night? I think she’s crazy or something,’ Martin said as Sam came back into Martin’s room carrying his half-empty mug of tea. ‘Why? Apart from wanting to have sex with John, that is.Continue reading “New on Wattpad: Juggling Balls Chapter 08”

Slow Motion Goose Bedazzlement

Trivialpursuit Sparklebadger was once the world’s leading archaeological expert in Slow Motion Goose Bedazzlement. As we all know, the UK has had a long tradition of Chicken-Intriguing, especially in recent years with the All-Nude code of the sport. A sport that, with the increasing take-up of High Definition TV, has won many more new fansContinue reading “Slow Motion Goose Bedazzlement”

The Philosophy of Doing Bugger All

Runningback Kneetrembler is probably best known as the world’s leading philosopher of Doing Bugger All. Of course, as usual, the Ancient Greeks first developed the philosophical system of Doing Bugger All. The philosopher Sycthexraxesthophin developed the basic theories of General Arsing About when he came up with the idea of Doing Bugger All one dayContinue reading “The Philosophy of Doing Bugger All”

Free Kindle Novel: In the Beginning

  In the Beginning   FREE for the next Five days. Get it here (UK) or here (US). In the Beginning:  It’s a God’s life. Albert Meadows, recently made redundant and tired of his disappointing life, is looking to make a new start and is desperate to find something worthwhile to fill his time. So, whatContinue reading “Free Kindle Novel: In the Beginning”

New on Wattpad: Juggling Balls Chapter Two

Juggling Balls? Martin hated mysteries. Especially minor niggling ones like this that would, no doubt, have some mildly disappointing revelation at the end of it all. He had expended a great deal of effort to get his life boring, predictable and humdrum. Having it disrupted by something this trivial, especially on a Saturday, his dayContinue reading “New on Wattpad: Juggling Balls Chapter Two”

New Novel Out Now: In the Beginning

My latest novel In the Beginning is out – on Kindle – today. Get it here (UK) or here (US). In the Beginning  It’s a God’s life. Albert Meadows, recently made redundant and tired of his disappointing life, is looking to make a new start and is desperate to find something worthwhile to fill hisContinue reading “New Novel Out Now: In the Beginning”

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