Britain’s New National Sport

  Ricochet Splashback is probably the UK’s greatest living exponent of the backhand chin stroke, which has put the Luton Imponderables way ahead in this year’s Mass Debating League. There has, of late, been a sharp decline of football in the national consciousness, mainly because watching a single game now costs more than the averageContinue reading “Britain’s New National Sport”

A Knight of the Realm

Hopalite Trebuchet was probably one of the greatest Knights in English history. He was more famous in his day that Robin Hood, Richard the Lionheart, Doris the Bold and Sir Steve the Bastard put together. Not only did Trebuchet turn out for both sides during the War of the Roses, coming on as a lateContinue reading “A Knight of the Realm”

Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Sex, Pies and Sticky Tape

Sex, Pies and Sticky Tape Free for the next five days here (UK) or here (US) Here we are back, once again, in Little Frigging in the Wold: England’s most perverse, erotic and excitingly-moist village, for some more tales of rural life, with more adventures and tales featuring Grand Uncle Stagnant, Old Feebletrousers, Strom Thighhammer,Continue reading “Something for the Weekend – Free Kindle Humour: Sex, Pies and Sticky Tape”

New Kindle Novel Out Now: Juggling Balls

Juggling Balls available here (UK) or here (US) Martin Laws hates mysteries. So why has someone sent him a bag of juggling balls? Why has he no memory of buying a new computer? Why has that new computer decided Martin needs to go shopping? Why does a hairstylist he’s never met before keep saluting him?Continue reading “New Kindle Novel Out Now: Juggling Balls”

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